Cars!

10/05/2024

There's a new business operating in The City of Anachronism! Tommy Yakuza's Gently Liberated Vehicles is located under the railroad tracks, next to the Multi-Modal Center and behind the vet clinic.

Tommy, or Mr. Yakuza as he prefers, is part of an old, respected, Japanese family whose members are known by their elaborate tattoos. Mr. Yakuza came to Anachronism as part of what he calls his family's "expansion into new territory." (What a quaint expression!)

In addition to the eclectic set of vehicles displayed on the lot, Mr. Yakuza takes special orders. As he puts it, "Let's say you really like your coworker's car. We can get you one exactly like it, right down to the contents of its glovebox. Just don't touch the paint for another 24 hours."

Mr. Yakuza is becoming well known for an additional service he offers, a health plan. As a lucky plan participant, I pay weekly premiums (in cash) and he guarantees that no one will put me into the hospital.