Caffeine!

One of the biggest names in the sub-premium overpriced fru-fru coffee market is coming to Anachronism! Starducks is in the throes of remodeling the 50,000 square foot husk of the old   E. X. T., INC Manufacturing building.

Starducks Vice-Admiral for Expansion in Towns that Start with the Letter "A", Demi Tass, told us, "Although the EXTINC Manufacturing building would make this store one of our smallest, once it's open we'll start building another one across the street."

World renown for its ecoterrorism, high prices, and aggressive upselling, you just can't beat the aftertaste of their Mochafrapzaton....Mochafraphalph....Mochapalooza....just read the sign.

Better start saving your pennies and stocking up on Pepto!