Billboard!

06/11/2024

Another lovely billboard recently erupted into our Dear City's skyline. Located sort of next to Wrinkly Field, the board announces the increased advertising budget of Spaulding Produce. Whether you're returning home after a night at the opera or a day at the races, Spaulding Produce has the non-meaty things you crave. From vegetable broth for homemade duck soup to cocoanuts for whatever monkey business you're up to, let Spaulding sell it to you so they can afford the city tax on their new billboard. Even though proprietor Julius and his three or four brothers sell no critters, you can get a nice box of animal crackers for your late night munchies!