A new taste sensation has arrived in Our Town. The Eel and Pie House, featuring Jellied Eels, Hot Eels, Room-Temperature Eels, and pies with some sort of meat in them, has deposited itself at Lake Bowman.

There's a new business operating in The City of Anachronism! Tommy Yakuza's Gently Liberated Vehicles is located under the railroad tracks, next to the Multi-Modal Center and behind the vet clinic.

NASA (National Aeronautics and Space Administration) has teamed up again with AASA (Anachronism Association for Silly Adventures) in its efforts to spend money in every Congressional district in the continental US (United States). Coming off the raging success* of their Klondike Five spaceship launch vehicle, AASA scored a contract for repair and...

When a boxcar from the U.S. Army rolled into the Union-Anachromism Pacific's railyard, passersby thought nothing of it. They also didn't think much of a rather large BOOM! that rolled through the southern part of town.

Two days ago, the Anachronism Intermodal Transportation Center and Mail Depot received an unexpected crate. "It's as though the thing materialized out of thin air," said AITC&MD's manager, Juanita Fernwood. "And it's heavy as all heck. Our poor little forklift is trapped under it."

We welcome yet another revenue source for The City of Anachronism, the Fast Foto drive-up on Main Street near Furd Motors and in the way of operations at the Intermodal Freight Center.

Another lovely billboard recently erupted into our Dear City's skyline. Located sort of next to Wrinkly Field, the board announces the increased advertising budget of Spaulding Produce. Whether you're returning home after a night at the opera or a day at the races, Spaulding Produce has the non-meaty things you crave. From vegetable broth for...

The City of Anachronism welcomes its newest corporate tax payer…uhh, we mean global conglomerate, The Eating Corporation of America (ECA). Now occupying half of the second floor (including the men's restroom) of downtown's Schmern Building is ECA's headquarters for breakfast cereals in states whose names begin with the letter "B." Everyone who's...

The City of Anachronism recently welcomed a new source of tax revenue…I mean, new small business, Bubba's Puppy Wash. Said owner Bubba Lou, "You bring us a dirty pet and we'll return to you a wet one." In addition to basic baths, Bubba's offers color services, balayage, Brazilian hair straightening, extensions, eyebrow weaving, wig fittings, and...