The City of Anachronism's Centre for the Arts and Regional Urban Theatre House have relocated. No longer in the J. Melvin Pretentious Building on Main Street near Happenen Place, they're now in the Doofenshmirtz Building on Main Street near Happenen Place.

The home of the Pryor-Jackson Education Center has been newly renovated. Thanks to a generous 24% interest loan from Mayor Buckingham's Bank of Anachronism, the Center has been improved in many ways.

Our guardians and protectors, the Anachronism Police Department (APD), recently took possession of their new toy…ah…public safety device. It's a slightly used 1963 NORAD Early Warning System.

An unusual discovery was made in Lake Bowman the other day. Floating just north of the submarine and the mermaid were two penguins on a small ice floe.

God has returned to the City of Anachronism in all of his, her, their, its, whatever's glory. Or maybe not, depending on your beliefs.

The staff at Dr. Ray Bee's Veterinary Clinic, Hospital, Morgue, and Day Spa recently had to call for reinforcements when Phil, the beloved pet of Mrs. Murray Sheboygan, caused a bit of a disruption.

The Empty Lot Corporation of America (ELCA) has announce the opening of its newest empty lot, at the corner of Main Street and Lernta Drive. The former site of the entrance to The Mall of Anachronism and Spiritual Googolplex, it promises to be one of the Corporation's empty-lottiest locations.

Another international taste treat has infiltrated The City of Anachronism. Now being sold from the Killias Gyros food trailer in the beautiful Estacionamiento al Lado de las Vías, are what I'm told are "Gyroses." (Pronounced JHY-roeses, as in GYROscope.) A gyros (singular) appears to be a Greek cross between a burrito and a taco. I might even try...

A new taste sensation has arrived in Our Town. The Eel and Pie House, featuring Jellied Eels, Hot Eels, Room-Temperature Eels, and pies with some sort of meat in them, has deposited itself at Lake Bowman.